NYC Doorman Suspended for Bad Breath At first you feel a little bad for this guy, but then you think back to that time when you were sitting at your desk in your shared, windowless, poorly ventilated office, and your boss was leaning over your shoulder, breathing Diet Coke, old cigarettes, and hot tuna salad into your face. He is the kind of guy who will never take a mint when offered, ever. You could not focus on what he was trying to show you on some spreadsheet because he was fogging up the computer screen. The monitor actually started to sweat. After reconsidering, you now feel that justice has been served.
Kangaroo Farts Could Ease Global Warming I wonder if Al Gore will make a follow-up film to 'An Inconvenient Truth' with this new information. One can only hope.
Hogzilla Legend Has N.C. Challenger It was not the title that caught my eye, but a quote from the article.
"Strickland had heard that one way to lessen the gaminess of a boar hog carcass was to castrate it, so off came the oysters. He started to skin the beast but quit in short order."
Why did he quit, you wonder?
"He stunk like a rodeo goat."
The hunter's answer has left me with some questions, but the article fails to elaborate.
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