Say hello to Katie. She is Kyle's girlfriend. She also lives in La Jolla, but is originally from Massachusetts. They met in college.
She makes great salads. Not only are they nutritious and delicious, but they are visually appealing. They look like props for cookbook photo shoots. I do not know how she gets the different vegetables to mix so beautifully. When serving yourself, you never have to pick around the bottom of the bowl for a carrot, cucumber or cherry tomato. You get a perfectly layered and diverse salad right off the tongs. I am guessing this skill has come from watching the Food Network twenty-four hours a day.
Katie stays up-to-date on all celebrity gossip. She has all the info on any feuds, arrests, divorces, hook-ups and scandals. She is basically a shiteous whoreanus.
She cannot snap or whistle, but she does have one double-jointed thumb. Not sure what you can do with this, but I am sure she uses it to her advantage.
One time, she found a pink toenail in a Carvel ice cream cake. Her birthday is coming up, and I plan on recreating this experience for her.
If you meet her, she will ask you "What is the pig idea?"
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